Well, now that we have seen Cliffy's. Here's the other side of the fence.
Behringer vmx1000(<$100),
1 nice little Audiotechnica Mic(free, good friend) stuck right into chnl 4,
CDJ100S's(< $500 for the pair),
Alto @verb(Free with mixer),
Old Sony A/V receiver for mons on window($799 in 1986),
Older Harman/Kardon($15 at garage sale) DC AMP/Rec for mains:
2 Warfedales(Came free with H/K amp, YUM) hanging from the ceiling,
One PC(Too Much$$$) with TouchScreen for effects,
3 rats, thousands of woodbugs, and at least 40 terabytes of mites running around on the floor(Also free).
All in the Garage with the volume cranked all the way up: (Priceless

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