appears you have not yet registered with our community. To post, access all available content, and enjoy the benefits of being a member, please click here...

Go Back   Afterhours > General > Comedy Corner
Reload this Page Kids Are Quick
Register FAQ Calendar AH.FM Mark Forums Read
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Kids Are Quick
Old 01-05-2009, 07:00 PM   #1
t4e
AH.FM Addict
 
t4e's Avatar
 
t4e is offline
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 18,467
Talking Kids Are Quick
____________________________________

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

____________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

____________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

__________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

__________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

_______________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

_________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
__________________
Your signature contains too many lines and must be shortened.
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2009, 07:14 PM   #2
AH.FM Addict
 
existent is offline
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 7,926
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2009, 08:07 PM   #3
AH.FM Addict
 
Altered-Mind's Avatar
 
Altered-Mind is offline
Join Date: Jul 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 36,753
  Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2009, 10:10 AM   #4
Just got here
 
Ninja4 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 4
10/10 ROFL
  Reply With Quote
Old 19-08-2009, 07:50 PM   #5
AH FAN
 
t r a n c e a h o l i c's Avatar
 
t r a n c e a h o l i c is offline
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 412
LOL
__________________
I just can't get through the day without Tranceahol
  Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2009, 04:43 AM   #6
AH FAN
 
crackpatch is offline
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 304
haha great!
  Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2009, 11:35 AM   #7
AH.FM Addict
 
Tarek's Avatar
 
Tarek is offline
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 1,996
"TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook."

F'ing right! hahahahaha
  Reply With Quote
Old 20-08-2009, 06:52 PM   #8
AH.FM Addict
 
JeffreySource's Avatar
 
JeffreySource is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,105
MASSIVE!
  Reply With Quote
Old 25-08-2009, 08:14 PM   #9
AH.FM Addict
 
jddavid86's Avatar
 
jddavid86 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2007
Gender: Male
Location: Colombia
Posts: 24,741
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

__________________
Trance is the expression of the soul
  Reply With Quote
Old 26-08-2009, 08:33 AM   #10
AH FAN
 
Impulsive's Avatar
 
Impulsive is offline
Join Date: Nov 2008
Gender: Male
Location: Milazzo, Italy
Posts: 255
Aahahaha! Greeeeat!!
__________________
Chatch me on FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/giuseppe.formica90
  Reply With Quote
Old 28-10-2009, 05:25 PM   #11
AH.FM Addict
 
Junior's Avatar
 
Junior is offline
Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 17,112
__________________
Viet - Sky (Riialto Remix) enough said!
  Reply With Quote
kids are Quick
Old 08-12-2009, 03:47 AM   #12
Just got here
 
jack1234 is offline
Join Date: Dec 2009
Posts: 1
kids are Quick
old but gold thought of sharing
ah I wana be a kid again!

Kids Are Quick
  Reply With Quote
Old 08-12-2009, 08:40 AM   #13
AH Listener
 
paulmillerfan is offline
Join Date: Nov 2009
Posts: 23
lol these jokes are killer.. must notepad it
  Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
MIRABILIS RECORDS QUICK UPDATE! Mirabilis records New Track Reviews & Promotion 0 27-10-2009 03:55 PM
MGMT - Kids (LMK's Kidtacular Bootleg) LMK Mashups, Remixes & Bootlegs 1 30-06-2009 09:41 AM
Those Belgian Kids Are @ It Again Abominus Comedy Corner 6 05-01-2008 05:24 PM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 02:56 AM.
Contact Us - Privacy Statement - Top
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Copyright © 2011 Afterhours.FM Inc. All Rights Reserved.