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Old 08-02-2009, 11:22 AM   #1
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School Answering Machine - hilarious LMAO

(This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!)

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades High School
(California) staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone
answering machine.
This is the actual answering machine message for the
school. It came about because they implemented a policy requiring
students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and
missing homework.
The school and teachers are being sued by parents who
want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even
though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and
did not complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:
__________________________________________________ _

"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your
school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,
please listen to all the options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1

* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2

* To complain about what we do - Press 3

* To swear at staff members - Press 4

* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6

* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone -Press 7

* To request another teacher, for the third time this year -Press 8

* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9

* To complain about school lunches - Press 0

* If you realize this is the real world and your child must be
accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior, class work,
homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of
effort: Hang up and have a nice day!

*If you want this in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country.





No, its not true...but i wonder how many schools would love to have that message
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Old 10-02-2009, 12:58 PM   #2
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Old 15-02-2009, 04:36 AM   #3
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jajajajajaja. LMAO.
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Old 15-02-2009, 10:47 AM   #4
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Old 15-02-2009, 07:07 PM   #5
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* presses 8 *
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Old 15-02-2009, 08:30 PM   #6
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*presses 1 and prepares to imitate parent's voice*
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Old 16-02-2009, 07:17 AM   #7
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Old 17-03-2009, 01:06 PM   #8
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Old 18-03-2009, 01:06 PM   #9
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Como que esta cosa no habla español? a ver 'mijo venga y digame que fregados dice este pin... telefono!

(Mexican Inmigrant spoken)
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Old 28-03-2009, 06:51 PM   #10
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Old 14-07-2009, 02:41 AM   #13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr Jekyll View Post
Como que esta cosa no habla español? a ver 'mijo venga y digame que fregados dice este pin... telefono!

(Mexican Inmigrant spoken)
classic. i member when my mom told me that. i used to tell her the good things only.
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